YG: release Red Velvet’s comeback date so I can announce Black Pink ™’s debut date

SM: …..no you release BP’s debut date so I can release RV’s comeback date

YG ….no, you.

SM: no you -

SM: *thinks*

SM: okay fine, RV is having a comeback early August

YG: YES great ! 

YG: *announces debut date*

SM: haha SIKE SM artists company wide are going to Hawaii in late August for an anniversary BITCH YOU THOUGHT also RV won’t comeback until September :)

YG: oh yeah well now my rookie group gets a free all kill and gets to dominate charts for weeks and –

SM: oh yeah btw EXO’s coming back on August 18th

YG:

YG: Fuck you

my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she’s really fat and doesn’t know when she’s full so she never stops eating. usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn’t loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet pissed and i’m just like the fuck she’s still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn’t work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here’s the fucking climax - the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I’m in class and then pretends like she’s hungry when I get home. and you know what’s the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she’s fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat

It’s America Eve and I haven’t even put my bald eagle on top of my freedom tree yet

lmao ofc robbie and sean arrive together.

can we agree now that sean and his wife adopted him? lololol